NFL Highlights: Expect the unexpected

“How the hell did that happen?” news: The previously 1-6 Jacksonville Jaguars upset the offensive powerhouse Buffalo Bills with a shocking 9–6 win yesterday. Yes, we had to triple check that result.

• Don’t pick your jaw up off the floor yet because, led by quarterback (QB) Teddy Bridgewater’s 249 yards and this QB sneak TD, the Denver Broncos defeated the high-flying Dallas Cowboys 30–16 yesterday. Any given Sunday, right?

Running play of the day: No wide receiver (WR) Odell Beckham Jr., no problem. Running back (RB) Nick Chubb had two touchdowns (TDs) — including this 70-yard score — during the Cleveland Browns’ 41–16 rout of the Cincinnati Bengals yesterday.

He said what?: With Joe Rogan superfan QB Aaron Rodgers chased away by the “woke mob,” *eye roll* the Kansas City Chiefs handed the Green Bay Packers a 13–7 loss and snapped the Packers’ seven-game win streak in the process.

Sunday Night Football: The LA Rams went all in on their defense at the NFL trade deadline, but it wasn’t enough to stop the Tennessee Titans, who won 28–16 yesterday, even without star RB Derrick Henry.