The GIST: Skip right over the Seahawks’ 30–3 preseason loss on Saturday (it’s just preseason!) and raise a glass of Rachel’s Ginger Beer for our Seattle squads’ thrilling wins this weekend.

The GIST: Though the Celtics came up (very) short in Tuesday’s NBA Summer League championship game, we still found something in our stocking as the C’s are set to compete on Christmas Day. Spoiled.

The GIST: Unfortunately, it’s been one of those weeks — we have no choice but to devote an entire section to WTF moments in sports. Ugh.

The GIST: We hope you’re feeling as healthy and wealthy as Sixer Joel Embiid is this week. That’s a lot of zeros.

The GIST: Like we said above, we’ve had enough of the off-diamond WTF moments involving the Dodgers and Angels. Now, let’s talk about the Sparks and the on-diamond action.