The GIST: It was a weekend of champions in the sports world. Break out the Wheaties.

The GIST: Skip right over the Seahawks’ 30–3 preseason loss on Saturday (it’s just preseason!) and raise a glass of Rachel’s Ginger Beer for our Seattle squads’ thrilling wins this weekend.

The GIST: We hope you’re feeling as healthy and wealthy as Sixer Joel Embiid is this week. That’s a lot of zeros.